Not Everything is the Same

June 21, 2014

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook. Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the hell was that for?” The producer ranted: “That’s for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you ##@@!!##! My dad perished in that bombing!” “I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am Chinese !” ” Yeah yeah yeah …Japanese, Burmese, Chinese,Vietnamese, …you are all the same”. Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor. “What was that for?!!” exclaimed the producer. “That’s for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!” the Chinese replied. “You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg! ” shouted the producer. “Yeah yeah yeah…Iceberg, Spielberg, Calsberg…you are all the same!”

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