How to lose weight this Christmas? Italian Pasta is the answer. 1.. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4… You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! (Hope this puts a smile on your face and a thought […]

One very sharp lady says: “I am a Victoria Secret model. And it is such a secret that even Victoria does not not know.” 🙂 Many young girls feel miserable because they do not look like the supermodels they see in magazines and screens but they fail to understand that they are beautiful in their […]

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school the teacher punished me for something that I didn’t do.” The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this right away! By the way, what was it that you […]

Time for a humor break and this one is so funny for me. Do not believe everything you see in the movies. One person says: “I love kung fu movies. I have learned how to be as powerful as a tiger, quick as a monkey, and smart as a dragon. Just the other day, these […]

Here is a funny story just to cheer you up and prepare you for work tomorrow. Mary was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of an insurance policy with the clerk at the insurance agency. During the discussion, she asked, “Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today for a million dollars, […]

Do you like ice cream? I love ice cream but I need to have discipline to control myself from having too much of it. I learned something from my daughter Rachel. She says: “A moment on your lips forever on your hips.” 🙂 It helps!

A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down […]

Time for a quick smile… 🙂 And it’s so true isn’t it?