No Accidents with God

This story cracks me up. Enjoy.
There is no such thing as an accident with God.
A man was sitting under a nut tree and he looked up at the nut tree and he said: “You know what? God, You don’t have a lot of intelligence. You have made a huge tree like this to hold a tiny little nut and You make small plants to hold huge watermelons.’
It just doesn’t make scientific sense. Big tree – small nuts. Small plants – huge watermelons. “You are not a great engineering genius are you?”
Just as he said that, a small nut fell off the tree and hit him on his head.
And he said: “Thank God that wasn’t a watermelon.