Some Lines to Make You Smile

May 24, 2021

Hope these lines from people in the lockdown bring a little smile to your face: (anon) 🙂
– My mum always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now! I’m saving the world!
– Day 121 at home, and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
– I’m not talking to myself; I’m having a parent-teacher conference!
– Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centers are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there!
– If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other! #PassionPurposeProductivity

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