Oops! and Mistakes!

June 25th, 2009

One day an extremely upset newspaper subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see “whoever wrote the obituary column”. When referred to a young reporter, he stormed, “You can see I’m very much alive, and you’ve put me in the obituary column! I demand a retraction!” Replied the reporter, “I […]

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Mayonnaise and Coffee

June 19th, 2009

One day a conversation took place between the husband and the wife. The wife was not in a very happy disposition that morning and so she complained: “You think so much of your old game you don’t even remember when you were married.” The husband calmly replied: “Of course I do, my dear; it was […]

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Happy Father’s Day

June 17th, 2009

“My father did not tell me how to live. He lived, and let me watch him do it,” says Clarence Budinton Kelland. This is why I am so careful. I know that my children may not believe 100% I say but they certainly believe 100% I do. The best thing I can leave my children […]

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