The Jump Shot

June 30th, 2009

One day, two elderly men were talking about their favorite sport, basketball. “I wonder if there’ll be basketball in heaven?” Ed asked. “Of course there will,” Henson responded, “or it wouldn’t be heaven.” Not long after that, Ed passed away; then, one night while Henson, was sleeping, Ed appeared in all his radiant glory- in […]

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Oops! and Mistakes!

June 25th, 2009

One day an extremely upset newspaper subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see “whoever wrote the obituary column”. When referred to a young reporter, he stormed, “You can see I’m very much alive, and you’ve put me in the obituary column! I demand a retraction!” Replied the reporter, “I […]

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Mayonnaise and Coffee

June 19th, 2009

One day a conversation took place between the husband and the wife. The wife was not in a very happy disposition that morning and so she complained: “You think so much of your old game you don’t even remember when you were married.” The husband calmly replied: “Of course I do, my dear; it was […]

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