Cannibals in the Office?

Here is a material I got from the Internet. Makes you think real hard as to who are the more important people in the work place. Enjoy this piece.

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.” The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”  The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?” A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, “You fool! For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat someone they would really miss !!

3 thoughts on “Cannibals in the Office?

  1. mcnearbabe

    Love this post, Sir Francis!!! haha! i can VERY much relate being an executive secretary… thanks for making me laugh! 😀

  2. jels

    I loved this too!!! Thank you for posting 🙂 I worked as an admin assistant before and yes… we will be sorely missed if we even disappeared for a few minutes! God bless you, Francis. It was the first time I saw and heard you speak last weekend at the CCF Singles Retreat. I was truly blessed. More blessings for you and your family!

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