Just Ask

September 16, 2013

Comedian Milton Rice took his friends to an expensive restaurant. Couldn’t read the menu, went ahead and ordered. Did not want to look bad. Waiter brought a whole pig laced in pineapple sauce. Rice was shocked, but didn’t miss a beat. Reaching into the pig’s mouth, he took the apple. “Expensive,” he said, “but you know – this is the only way I like apples.”
Don’t pretend. Ask. Or else it will be expensive.

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