Inspiring Excellence » humor http://franciskong.com The Official Blog of Francis Kong: Inspirational Speaker and Corporate Trainer Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:51:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Mommy’s Choice http://franciskong.com/fun-laughter/mommys-choice/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=mommys-choice http://franciskong.com/fun-laughter/mommys-choice/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:58:49 +0000 Francis Kong http://franciskong.com/?p=223 [...]

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• Facebook • Twitter • Delicious • Digg • Google Buzz • StumbleUpon • Add to favorites • Email • RSS ]]> Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates.

Finally a friend asks him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?”

“No,” Manny replies. “I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn’t like them. So I keep on looking!”

“Listen,” his friend suggests, “Why don’t you find a girl who’s just like your dear ole Mother?”

Many weeks go by and again Manny and his friend get together. “So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that’s just like your Mother?”

Manny shrugs his shoulders, “Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became fast friends.”

So do I owe you a Mazel Tov? “Are you and this girl engaged, yet?”

“I’m afraid not, my Father can’t stand her!”

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• Facebook • Twitter • Delicious • Digg • Google Buzz • StumbleUpon • Add to favorites • Email • RSS ]]> Here is a material I got from the Internet. Makes you think real hard as to who are the more important people in the work place. Enjoy this piece.

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.” The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard, and I’m satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”  The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?” A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, “You fool! For four weeks we’ve been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat someone they would really miss !!

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