I laughed so hard when I came across this material as they are (supposedly) things people actually said in court. I hope you will enjoy this as much as I did. Enjoy!
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to the deposition notice I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
Hehehehe…Indeed, laughter is one of the best medicines to take away stress. It is next to prayers. Thanks for sharing those jokes Sir Francis. God Bless.
very funny indeed, hahaha… i like it when you spice your talks with anecdotes..
Good joke… It add spice to your life… More please…
Very very funny. Thanks sir Francis!
Hehehehehe, you are still very funny. It is good to start the day with laughter after prayer. Thanks.
Can’t discard humor or we’ll all dry up Janet.
Than was very funny, Francis. It made my boring day brighter . . laughter is indeed the best medicine. . keep it up and thanks
hahaha. so funny..so nice! Oh…we super love you sir francis! thank you so much!
Thank you so much Manuelle. God bless you.