The Belt Tightens

April 5th, 2009

Somebody said: “I’m planning to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.” Another person looked sad and started talking to his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend replies “How so?” “My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a […]

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A Commencement Speech

March 29th, 2009

If the name Danny Ignacio sounds familiar to you, then he should because Danny is the top honcho of Eton Properties. The moment you meet this person you can sense a warmth in him, unpretentious and gentle, Danny sent me an email one day that carries the following words: Dear Francis, Please find attached my […]

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Court Humor

March 23rd, 2009

I laughed so hard when I came across this material as they are (supposedly) things people actually said in court. I hope you will enjoy this as much as I did. Enjoy! Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to the deposition notice I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I […]

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