Dec 022011
 

I meet thousands of people every week with all the training, keynotes and seminars I give. It is almost impossible for me to remember names and faces. But shaking the hand of the person and repeating their names would help. When people ask me “do you remember me?” My response is “I normally have a photographic memory but am currently low-batt.” A line borrowed from Ziglar.

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 December 2, 2011  Posted by Francis Kong at 8:38 am Fun and Laughter 3 Responses »
 

I used to be in the fashion business and it fascinated me.

Though we claim to be a country that is struggling with poverty the Filipino will always be updated as far as the latest fashion is concerned.

We read the latest fashion magazines watch amazed at the world’s prettiest men and women donning their designer clothes in Fashion cable channels and we pick them up.

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 November 20, 2011  Posted by Francis Kong at 7:09 am Fun and Laughter 26 Responses »
 

A little girl talked to her grandpa and the conversation goes this way.

“Grandpa,” a young girl asked, “were you in the ark with Noah?”

“Certainly not, my dear,” Grandpa replied in astonishment.

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 April 16, 2011  Posted by Francis Kong at 4:01 pm Fun and Laughter 8 Responses »
 

Where do young people get their news these days? The Internet. What about research, where do they go? Do they go to libraries? Are you kidding? They go to Wikipedia and it’s all in the Internet.

There was a time when doing business means leaving your brochures with the prospect but today, they ask you: “Where is your web site so I can take a look at the products you are selling?” I feel uneasy every time I leave the house and forget to bring my cell phone with me. Today it’s the same familiar feeling I have in my guts every time I go somewhere and cannot find any WI-FI or Access to the Internet. Popular speaker Dr. Dennis Waitley says: “If you are not on-line, then you will be on the food line.” And somehow this is true. But is the Internet taking over our life? Has the Internet moved us away from quality living? Well….let’s see. Addicts and junkies say, “I am not addicted…I could quit anytime.” I hear the same words coming from people whose laptop are connected to the Net all the time. “I am not addicted to the Internet, I can quit anytime.”
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 September 20, 2009  Posted by Francis Kong at 7:36 pm Fun and Laughter 17 Responses »
Mar 232009
 

I laughed so hard when I came across this material as they are (supposedly) things people actually said in court. I hope you will enjoy this as much as I did. Enjoy!

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to the deposition notice I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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 March 23, 2009  Posted by Francis Kong at 7:44 pm Fun and Laughter, Very Personal 9 Responses »
Nov 052008
 

Manny is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Manny just dates and dates.

Finally a friend asks him, “What’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can’t you find anyone who suits you?”

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 November 5, 2008  Posted by Francis Kong at 9:58 pm Fun and Laughter  9 Responses »
Oct 102008
 

A man walking along the road saw an Indian lying with his ear to the ground. He went over and listened. The Indian said, “Large wheels, Ford pickup truck, green color, man driving with large police dog next to him, Colorado license plate and traveling about 75 miles per hour.”

The man was astounded. “You mean you can tell all that just by listening with your ear to the ground?” he asked.

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 October 10, 2008  Posted by Francis Kong at 8:15 pm Fun and Laughter  6 Responses »
 

Here is a material I got from the Internet. Makes you think real hard as to who are the more important people in the work place. Enjoy this piece.

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.” The cannibals promised they would not. Continue reading »

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 September 13, 2008  Posted by Francis Kong at 9:04 pm Fun and Laughter ,  3 Responses »
Sep 122008
 

As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all callers that he was away from his desk.

Shortly after he left, a member of his foursome called to find out which course they were playing that day. The loyal girl would only reply that her boss was away from his desk.

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 September 12, 2008  Posted by Francis Kong at 10:14 pm Fun and Laughter 1 Response »